#710 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 11:41pm
ASO to the person who stole by bike light, while it was parked on State Street on the 100 block. I don't like you and I will never like you.
#709 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 11:22pm
SO to #687. Good on you for resisting the pressure. Just say you don't like to drink and if they press say it's none of their business, because really it's not. Signed, a fellow Badger who just hates the feeling of being drunk. ASO to people who act like another person's not drinking somehow ruins their fun.
#708 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:25pm
LOLSO to #631. This is coming from someone who needs to post their bra size in the shoutouts to feel adequate... yeah.
#707 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:16pm
SO to the beautiful owl just chilling on my balcony right now. You even let me take pictures of you like you were a model...you are welcome here anytime :)
#706 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:02pm
SO to new guys. They're like buying new clothes, they just make you feel so good! DSO to the fact that in 24 hours he's been better to me in serveral ways than my 2 year undefined "relationship" has been. I deserve to feel like this every day.
#705 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:02pm
ASO to my neighbors for singing JT's Pusher Love Girl right now. Your horrible voices are totally ruining it. I know you would like to be able to sing that high...but I think the only thing that would really help would be a kick in the balls. I would be happy to help with that, but unfortunately I am studying for a final...so just shut up.
#704 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:52pm
HMFASO to the School of Education for changing our schedule to 7:30 AM classes everyday next semester and all day Friday class. You're literally the WORST.
#703 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:49pm
SO to #687. My dad is an alcoholic and I still drink. Honestly, just be conscious of it and don't make an association with alcohol and feeling depressed or extremely joyous. Have one drink but limit it. Don't feel pressure from anyone. Being afraid is good, but don't let it stop you.
#702 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:27pm
SO to #687. I feel you. You could always just say it's for personal reasons and if someone asks for details just say you would rather not talk about it. Stay strong.
#701 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:11pm
SO to my girlfriend for really turning my college experience around my senior year and making it AMAZING. DSO for us graduating. I couldn't be prouder of our accomplishments. ASO to having to spend some time apart now. We have way too much fun to let distance get us down!
#700 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:10pm
SO #644 not sure if you are trying to convince Madison at large, your friends who judge you , or yourself about your sexuality. Good luck with that
#699 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:09pm
HMFSO to Professor Martin and his accent. It made learning about the weather, so much more interesting....
#698 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:57pm
SO to 687. I come from a line of alcoholics (though the parent from the line never let it get out of control). If you want to try drinking, just follow these rules: never drink alone (unless it's one beer after a long day, that's my personal exception), "experiment" and find out what your limit is before the diminishing returns occur, and try lower alcohol content drinks so you can more easily control your intake.
#697 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:53pm
SO #687 Whatever your reason for not drinking, it is coooool. You don't have to explain yourself until you want to. Just be you. If Angilina Jolie can handle a double mastectome and ovary removal, you can do this!! Be strong.
#696 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:35pm
SO to 687. I have an alcoholic parent too. I still get really anxious whenever my friends want to drink. Try weed. It calms you down
#695 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:16pm
SO to writing a paper while wearing my graduation cap for motivation. It worked.
#694 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:15pm
SO to you, #687, for not taking the risk. I don't drink because I don't want to. That's both my personal reason and the only reason you should have to say. Friends shouldn't pressure you into drinking, and you shouldn't drink if you don't want to.
#693 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:11pm
ASO to getting shingles. Although I am a senior, I thought only the other kind of seniors got this shit. WTF
#692 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 12:04pm
ASO to roommates who, as grown adults, still don't know how to load a dishwasher. DID YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU NOTHING???
#691 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 12:03pm
ASO to this prep-bro look going around campus. No I don't like you salmon shorts/tucked in dress shirt/boat shoes combo. Good on you for making an effort, but UGH.
#690 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:24am
SO to the SOC. Good luck on exams.
#689 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 1:23am
SO to the boys on Adams street providing some late night entertainment by singing Eric Church. Thanks for the laugh boys.
#688 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 10:25pm
HASO to realizing I still miss my ex after looking back at old pictures of the two of us together. Even I know it's pathetic, but the heart feels what it wants to feel.
#687 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 10:18pm
ASO to not drinking because I have an alcoholic parent and being afraid to tell people about it. Advice?
#686 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 8:33pm
SO to the starbucks barista, thank you for the coupon but next time I'll take your number instead! ;)
#685 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 6:56pm
SO to my boyfriend pulling the naked man..during finals, when I have a paper due in 12 hours. DAMNIT I hate saying no to that fine ass!
#684 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 5:30pm
SO to the girl who whipped out a slice of pizza out of god-knows-where as she left the 2nd floor quiet room of Helen C. Nothin but respect cutie!
#683 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 1:48pm
ASO to finding my physics exam scantran in my backpack after the exam. FML
#682 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 12:29pm
SO to the Badgers being on the season finale of New Girl!! Who knew Winston was such a big Bucky Badger fan!? RSO to Nick Miller. Whatta stud.
#681 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 12:09pm
SO to having 3 days during finals week to enjoy Madison DSO to having a friend come from home and showing her Madison for the first time
#680 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 1:24am
ASO to Fall Out Boy. I love you and it breaks my heart that you choose to come to Wisconsin the week I'm gone. Long live the car crash hearts.
#679 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 1:02am
ASO to the SOs for abandoning me during finals time when I need them the most.
#678 Wednesday, May. 15, 2013 @ 12:24am
ASO to myself. I really need to get my shit together.
#677 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 10:33pm
SO to just doing it myself.
#676 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 9:45pm
HASO to being insanely sexually frustrated. DASO to man-teases. Looks like I'll just have to get it done myself. Hope your blue balls hurt.
#675 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 8:41pm
ASO to how little I care about any of my finals. Damn it, motivation. Why you leave me when I need you most??
#674 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 8:07pm
Oh my goodness SO to how yellow it is outside.
#673 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 5:52pm
ASO to "the Creator" of UW Confessions. Your page has nothing to do with Madison anymore, and you've made it your own platform for your outdated, racist ideas.
#672 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 2:58pm
SO to the people at the Chapel.. you are AMAZING! thank you for all the free food that makes finals week a whole lot better...