#80 Thursday, Apr. 18, 2013 @ 10:16am

ASO to the sorority girl sleeping next to me in my OChem lecture. You obviously woke up early enough to do your makeup and get a spot in the front row. Either pay attention, go home, or sit in the back & let someone who actually wants to learn sit in front. DASO to sorority stereotypes for making me angrier than I should be about this.

#79 Thursday, Apr. 18, 2013 @ 2:20am

ASO to the 3 dumb girls in front of us at Qdoba. Congrats on having the affection of 35 year old Mexican with a toddler and unsuccessfully flirting for free queso. Whore yourselves out somewhere else, please. We ain't got time for that.

#78 Thursday, Apr. 18, 2013 @ 12:19am

ASO to hearing a male voice coming from my roommates room and wondering which one it is tonight... damn girl!

#77 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 11:29pm

ASO to all these I party so hard shoutouts, I used to say the same shit until I woke up every morning with my hands shaking, alcoholism isnt cool

#76 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 11:08pm

ASO to my roommate who threw away 10lbs of moldy, decaying food and refuses to take out the trash. I am not a maid service but I can't live in filth. Ideas?

#75 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:31pm

ASO to the freshmen who told me I was too cold. I'm a senior science major. It's a good thing you're a fucking liberal arts major. You wouldn't last a day in my field.

#74 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:25pm

HASO to everyone hating on people that want to party during Mifflin. The Beastie Boys fought and quite possibly died for our right to party...

#73 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:24pm

SO to #45. Usually, I won't let my guy go down on me unless I've been recently waxed... otherwise I don't want his face all up in there.

#72 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:23pm

RSO to #45. You're hangin' with the wrooong girls my friend. I'd be all over that! ;)

#71 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:22pm

SO to the goldfish on Park St.

#70 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:19pm

ASO to people who immerse themselves in relationships so much that they completely forget about their friends. Friendships are relationships too...

#69 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 8:53pm

SO to anyone who found my car keys! Black lanyard with a Toyota key and a smaller silver key.. lost em somewhere between Van Hise, MU, and Memorial Lib

#68 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 8:01pm

SO to #45. It isn't bad at all! Love, a burnette who always drinks at Wando's. Get at me. Or should I say, get on me!

#67 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 7:56pm

SO(?) to all the recent SO's that reference poop. What the shit?

#66 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 7:21pm

ASO to people who get involved in situations that do not involve them whatsoever. y'all need to calm down, listen to some kid cudi & chill the frack outttt. it would do you some good, trust me.

#65 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 6:55pm

SO to the girl I am in love with. ASO to her being half way across the world right now. SO to knowing how immensely excited I will be when she runs into my arms in two months

#64 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 6:34pm

AwwwSO to #56 No one wants to come out and play. You can get together with 14, you sound like a match made in heaven.

#63 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 6:03pm

ASO to #38 way to steal this joke from tumblr and use it for yourself. you're so funny and clever!

#62 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 5:48pm

ASO to Montee Ball. It's really obnoxious how you cut in front of everyone whenever you go to the bars. DASO to bouncers who let you do this. LOLSO to your fake glasses. Yeah, we know they're fake.

#61 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 5:17pm

HSO to Clay Matthews signing a contract extension with the Packers! I would still love the Pack no matter what but there's just something about having those flowing locks (not to mention great ass) in green and gold that can't be beat!!

#60 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 4:43pm

SO to the backpack that my neighbors have had on their back steps all week now, through the rain and storms. Those books look so soggy.

#59 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 4:37pm

SO to country music! you never fail to make me feel 1000000000000X better! Now if only we could convert my bf to loving you just as much...life would be truly perfect.

#58 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 4:27pm

SO to#36 i got super excited when i saw that yesterday. probably the highlight of my day.

#57 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 4:23pm

ASO to not getting the summer internship I wanted and having no idea what to do now.

#56 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 4:16pm

ASO to people who don't say hi, just because you haven't had a reason to talk in a while. RUDE.

#55 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 4:10pm

ASO to finding out the blonde engineer with the best ass on campus has a boyfriend. SO to that guy who gets to tap that

#54 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 3:53pm

ASO to the guy that was trying to compare UW-Madison and Herzing College while he sat next to me in the airport. They are not the same thing, they never will be the same thing and Herzing will absolutely never be the same caliber as UW. Congrats on going to school, but no...just...no.

#53 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 3:47pm

ASO to the douchecanoe music kids who laughed at me when I walked through a puddle of water on the first floor of Humanities. How about instead of laughing, you could get a fucking janitor to clean that shit up. DASO to those same music students in general

#52 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 3:32pm

ASO to nearly half the people in a household of 8 screwing you over at least once each, if not more like 500 times, when all you've ever been to them is nice. You're all selfish and need to move on with your lives and end all of this drama. You're bringing down everyone around you and it's not fun to watch or be a part of. I'm getting the hell out of this mess.

#51 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 3:26pm

SO to being a fucking ninja when it comes to taking a shit in the bathrooms on campus. No one can see me or hear me, I get in and out quickly to accomplish my task, and NO ONE EVER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED

#50 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 2:41pm

ASO at a boy I met freshman year that I literally haven't seen in two years who asked me if I wanted to have sex. 1) I'm in France, 2) I haven't talked to you in forever so why now? and 3) did you really have to block me on Facebook for saying no to you? SO to Badger girls with class!

#49 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 12:40pm

SO to music. The only thing that can make me feel better without fail.

#48 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 11:10am

ASO to people who chew gum with their mouths open. I'm going to punch you in the throat.

#47 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:38am

ASO to the guys that park their huge trucks in the Randall Station driveway on Orchard next to the big fucking satellite dish. They're in my way. Also, sorry about your dicks.

#46 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 10:18am

SO to getting into my study abroad program! Scotland, here I come! ASO to missing out on fall festivities and fun with my Badger friends.

#45 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 9:23am

QSO why do girls think its "weird" when I want to go down on them? Is it so bad to want my head pressed down into them?

#44 Wednesday, Apr. 17, 2013 @ 12:59am

SO to strangers being especially friendly lately. You're enriching my life on the daily!

#43 Tuesday, Apr. 16, 2013 @ 11:53pm

SO to the guy in the black jacket who just walked past the homeless man who always sits by the post office, stopped, turned around, and asked the man if he was hungry or thirsty. That was such a wonderful thing to do, and I hope you get lots of good karma. Sincerely, the girl in the plaid jacket walking behind you.

#42 Tuesday, Apr. 16, 2013 @ 11:34pm

SO to landing a job for after graduation, signing a lease on a townhouse, waiting to become an aunt, and finishing wedding planning all within a few weeks! ASO to how incredibly irrelevant this makes exams feel and the resulting lack of motivation to do anything school related...

#41 Tuesday, Apr. 16, 2013 @ 10:55pm

SO to harnessing my inner Ross Geller and taking a spoon. Let's hope this next step doesn't take nine years.