#329 Monday, Apr. 29, 2013 @ 2:09am

ASO to loud nose breathers. Dammit you have a mouth for a reason.

#328 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 11:30pm

SO to the incredibly hot Jew with the Indian girlfriend... she's hotter than me but I'm hotter for you.

#327 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 11:29pm

SO to the violinist who I've had a crush on since English 100... I've ALWAYS wanted to make sweet, sweet music with you :)

#326 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 10:51pm

ASO to the SO controller for potentially being a bro or a sororistute as he or she never posts my SOs about there being WAY too many of these self-absorbed, materialistic types on campus. Where can an Obama supporting, country guy proud of his flip phone find a decent girl on this campus? My days on campus are numbered and just want to meet a special Badger girl for my last summer and hopefully beyond.

#325 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 10:41pm

SO to asparagus! Love the suspense of wondering when my pee is gonna smell all janky

#324 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 6:54pm

SO to our fellow Badger who put my pants in the tree on Linden. Must've fallen off on my way to class. Thanks!

#323 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 6:46pm

SO to the bunnies in the backyard of the slums having sex!! YOU GET THAT SHIT IN!!!! YEA!!!

#322 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 6:45pm

SO to there being 314 shout outs posted right now. ASO to now craving pie.

#321 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 5:30pm

ASO to the girl who just said that she thought that Crazylegs was the longest street in Madison, and they just run on that road the whole race. You are wrong on so many levels.Thanks for the laugh though.

#320 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 5:18pm

ASO to UW-Madison Confessions. Getting a confession posted is nowhere near as gratifying or satisfying as getting a shout out posted!

#319 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 4:01pm

SO to Fundamentally Sound!!! Your show was so amazing! Seriously, you guys gave me the goosebumps. Aca-awesome!

#318 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 2:50pm

SO to catching up on my shoutout reading while abroad! A(?)SO to doing this instead of studying for my two finals tomorrow....

#317 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 2:48pm

ASO to #313. You're dumb and have clearly never studied abroad. It is a life changing experience and opens your mind to whole new cultures and way of thinking. But just because you're in a foreign country doesn't mean you aren't allowed to have some American friends too. Sometimes its nice to talk to people who speak English.

#316 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 2:40pm

SO to #296. Although everyone's body is different, sounds to me like you needed to gain that weight. Most female bodies aren't supposed to do that. ASO to your really weird humblebrag.

#315 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 1:42pm

SO to #296. If you went a year without your period for weight reasons, that means getting your period is a GOOD thing. Being so underweight that your body does not even go through natural processes is unhealthy! Related ASO to our culture's obsession with thinness, even when it is unhealthy.

#314 Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 @ 12:47pm

SO to reading shout-outs from my sad little peace corps hut in Africa. HSO to cellphones existing in rural Africa! ASO to being the village idiot because I'm the last to know about the new Rhianna song- damn, I gotta get my shit together!

#313 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 10:20pm

LOLASO to #264 you were with Michigan State people while instead of Roman people while you're in Rome? This is why studying abroad is a bunch of bull shit american kids drinking with other american kids instead of exploring the culture

#312 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 10:16pm

SO to #283. I'm glad I'm not alone. Like nothing you do is ever good enough? Yeah I've been there. People suck.

#311 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 8:53pm

SO to #283 I'm going through the EXACT same thing. I just want to be treated with some genuine human dignity and respect while I'm trying to get over it.

#310 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 7:44pm

SO to the bride and groom taking pictures by College Library. You guys looked gorgeous and I hope you have cute Badger babies :)

#309 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 7:29pm

SO to finally unliking the confessions page. I got sick of the creator's (emphasis on the lowercase!) ego and his political views.

#308 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 6:55pm

SO to the couple that came to the Babcock Hall Dairy Store and told us they had met there nine years ago and are now married. ADORABLE

#307 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 2:43pm

HMASO to people who go out of their way to be rude. Someone has no friends.

#306 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 2:34pm

SO to the pants in the tree on Linden!

#305 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 1:28pm

SO to getting drunk in the library. How have I studied at UW for five years and not figured this out before now?

#304 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 12:47pm

SO to the beautiful weather. Reminds a girl how many amazing Badger boys really are on this campus. ASO to moving away for the summer, even if it is to an incredible internship.

#303 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 12:40pm

SO to finally meeting a guy I want to date. ASO to him not pulling the trigger.

#302 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 9:50am

ASO to being strung on for months and feeling extremely stupid. DASO to being heartbroken right before finals.

#301 Saturday, Apr. 27, 2013 @ 2:58am

SO to my super cute neighbor that I just met tonight, you may have scared the shit out of me but you made up for it with your adorableness.

#300 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 11:42pm

ASO to the sad story that is my love life. What does a badger have to do to get a break?

#299 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 11:20pm

ASO to not getting into the school of nursing. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

#298 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 9:53pm

SO to the skater(ish) blonde boy who lives in my neighborhood. I see you everywhere and we make awkward eye contact. Please be gay too...

#297 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 9:03pm

SO to #280. This is my life. If you figure out a good way to find out/ask/I haven't the slightest idea...let me know!

#296 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 6:31pm

ASO to going a year without my period and then having it, meaning I'm gaining weight (?)

#295 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 6:19pm

SO to #266. Maybe you should still try to contact UHS and ask them if they can direct you toward a solution for graduates. Bon courage !

#294 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 5:04pm

SO to #266. It is difficult to keep a smile on your face trying to adjust to life as a college graduate. Keep your head up!

#292 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 3:00pm

ASO to #289. Based on the content of your shoutout, I know who you are, and I don't like you. You're a twat nugget.

#293 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 2:49pm

ASO to #287...maybe if you shaved more than 3 times in 10 months you'd get it in a bit more often. Common sense. You probably smell like a French bastard.

#291 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 1:31pm

SO to Nick Sesing. You are the most awesome TA I have ever had!

#290 Friday, Apr. 26, 2013 @ 12:30pm

ASO to roommates who try and cover up stealing your things with lies and think they get away with it.