#1064 Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2014 @ 9:13pm
ASO to the people in charge of the Shoutouts... Last semester it was daily updates even on the weekends, this semester its weekly updates? Get your shit together!
#1063 Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2014 @ 8:08pm
SO to the freshman who are being so loud in steenbock right now. you must be com-arts majors and i'm not surprised you're wearing backwards baseball caps.
#1062 Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2014 @ 10:03pm
ASO to my game. My most successful relationship to date was when a fellow 6 year-old proposed to me with a Lisa Frank ring on the playground.
#1061 Monday, Oct. 20, 2014 @ 5:24pm
SO to the strangers who helped me after I had fainted. It's good to know Badgers are always looking out for one another.
#1060 Sunday, Oct. 19, 2014 @ 11:55pm
ASO to the perception that Lakeshore kids don't party hard. Bitch, we had to walk farther than you to rage, meaning we drank more to stay warm.
#1059 Sunday, Oct. 19, 2014 @ 11:53pm
ASO to being utterly unmotivated to do anymore schoolwork ever. If I wasn't so close to graduation, I would consider dropping to part-time.
#1056 Sunday, Oct. 19, 2014 @ 4:35pm
SO talking with another Badger alum at my workplace and realizing that we lived on the same dorm floor 18 years apart (aka he lived on the floor the year I was born)! DSO to Witte 4A. Enjoy the experience that is Shitty Witte while you can!
#1057 Sunday, Oct. 19, 2014 @ 2:58am
ASO to guys who catcall. Next time I get a "damn girl you're f***ing hot" they're gonna get a "damn boy you're f***ing ugly." You comment on my appearance, I comment on yours. Maybe being a decent person might give you more game.
#1058 Saturday, Oct. 18, 2014 @ 2:50am
HMFASO to how many creepy guys I saw at brats swarming and trying to pull a drunk girl away from her friends and not accepting that she was clearly uninterested. Its seriously disgusting and pathetic. I'm ashamed to be associated with you because I'm a man.
#1055 Thursday, Oct. 16, 2014 @ 7:38pm
SO the good-looking men I've been seeing around campus lately. Why is it that you handsome fellas are only appearing now? D(disappointing)SO when I find some are a bunch of youngin' freshman/sophomores. I ain't about that cougar lifestyle!
#1054 Thursday, Oct. 16, 2014 @ 1:56pm
ASO to all the freshman who have taken over and ruined Yik Yak
#1052 Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2014 @ 2:15pm
ASO to my neighbor. I'm sorry your car got hit in the parking lot, but ringing every doorbell in the building at 9AM to figure out who did it is really not cool. Sincerely, I don't even have a license, so it wasn't me.
#1051 Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2014 @ 1:03pm
SO to the girl who dances down Bascom every Mo/We/Fri at 1:00. You keep doing you.
#1050 Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2014 @ 12:17pm
ASO to graduating and leaving Madison...no more weekday double bubbles at The Old Fashioned...
#1049 Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2014 @ 11:31am
SO to #1047: who cares, the inattentive kid is the one who's losing here!
#1048 Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2014 @ 10:13am
SO to being abroad and all the hotties on Tinder ;)
#1053 Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2014 @ 10:59pm
Answer SO to #1047: The phone. I'm a prof (but not at the UW, which I had to leave when my PhD was done). Everyone falls asleep sometime, but phones are more distracting and disruptive.
#1047 Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2014 @ 5:47pm
QSO: After all these years I still wonder which is worse to a professor: a student dozing off in class or a student on their phone
#1042 Monday, Oct. 13, 2014 @ 8:58pm
SO to my fellow badger who walked up to me in the pouring rain and shared his umbrella as I was waiting to cross the street on my bike
#1043 Monday, Oct. 13, 2014 @ 6:33pm
HMFSO to Madison and all of Wisconsin. You can take the girl out of Wisconsin, but you can't take the Wisconsin out of the girl!
#1044 Monday, Oct. 13, 2014 @ 2:57pm
SO to #1041, Three of my friends got engaged last weekend...me, still single as fuck.
#1046 Monday, Oct. 13, 2014 @ 10:19am
SO to the SOC for not posting my previous shout-out. It wasn't very classy, and I may have been a little horny when I wrote it. Good looking out.
#1045 Friday, Oct. 10, 2014 @ 6:31pm
RSO #1036 ... I'm not the guy you referenced, but I think "Girl in Red Lipstick" could be just about applied to every girl who ever put on makeup ever...
#1041 Thursday, Oct. 9, 2014 @ 8:21pm
ASO to all my friends going on dates and me still being single as fuck. :(
#1040 Thursday, Oct. 9, 2014 @ 7:24pm
SO to cute guy who wished me good luck on my first college midterm.
#1039 Thursday, Oct. 9, 2014 @ 9:18am
SO to all the kids that push their chairs in at the library. Your mothers would be proud.
#1038 Thursday, Oct. 9, 2014 @ 9:03am
ASO to freshman me for thinking being a math major was a good idea
#1037 Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2014 @ 11:26pm
ASO to clogged toilets. Bullshit. Definitely bullshit.
#1036 Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2014 @ 10:17pm
SO to the guy who broke the awful silence in the Grainger interview suite. You were cute, and I hope your other interviews went better. -Girl in red lipstick
#1035 Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2014 @ 12:45pm
SO to parents who are smarter than I ever imagined. ASO to me for being an idiot and not figuring it out before now.
#1034 Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2014 @ 12:12am
ASO to this. I used to come on here and see new shoutouts twice a day...now it's been almost a month? what gives?
#1033 Tuesday, Oct. 7, 2014 @ 10:50pm
ASO to Genetics 466. Fuck you. Good day.
#1029 Tuesday, Oct. 7, 2014 @ 7:33pm
SO to my neighbors with thin walls for putting up with me spending hours practicing my speech this week. Its not everyday that you get to speak at a national conference... girl's gotta be ready.
#1030 Monday, Oct. 6, 2014 @ 11:27pm
SO to the guy that stopped when I crashed my bike today just before 7pm. I've got a couple bruises and scratches, but I'm good! I owe you a drink.
#1031 Monday, Oct. 6, 2014 @ 11:09pm
ASO to UW-Madison not having a fall break. The number of meltdowns I've witnessed in the last 24 hours is unreal.
#1032 Monday, Oct. 6, 2014 @ 9:24pm
SO/ASO? to developing a pretty intense old man crush on my boss.
#1028 Monday, Oct. 6, 2014 @ 8:55pm
SO to desires. I just want to get a little physical with someone. Nothing more, nothing less. Is that so much to ask for?
#1027 Monday, Oct. 6, 2014 @ 5:16pm
ASO to the girl that just asked how to spell "Obama." I think the admissions board needs to re-evaluate their acceptance process
#1026 Monday, Oct. 6, 2014 @ 1:02pm
ASO to the person in charge of shoutouts for not updating the shoutouts regularly enough for me to get a daily fix of shoutouts.
#1025 Friday, Oct. 3, 2014 @ 6:00pm
SO to the girl I passed twice on my run this afternoon. Your smile was infectious! Please stop me and say hi if you see me around campus running. -manwiththeworldsbrightestrunningshirt