#2357 Monday, Dec. 9, 2013 @ 1:55am
SO to the girl on the 3rd floor of College watching The Office whilst working on her paper. We're both getting nothing done, but at least you're laughing it up. Plus it's cute when you laugh out loud.
#2356 Monday, Dec. 9, 2013 @ 1:05am
#2355 Monday, Dec. 9, 2013 @ 12:09am
SO to waiting for my wiscmail telling me there is a snowday. C'mon mother fuckin mother nature!
#2354 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 11:48pm
SO to the dude wearing the HCSC sweatshirt in Grainger today. Do you know DAE?
#2353 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 11:30pm
ASO to having to move back in with my parents after finals and graduation because I have no job yet. SO to getting lots of Christmas presents though. DSO to one of those presents being an adorable purple seal.
#2352 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 11:28pm
ASO to myself. I need jesus.
#2351 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 11:13pm
ASO to my birthday always falling right before finals and having friends who can't seem to find the time to celebrate with me.
#2350 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 10:27pm
ASO to the two fifth year engineering seniors who realized today that "The Library" is a bar across from engineering campus. It took you way too long.
#2349 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 10:25pm
SO to Shelbie and Vanilla at Jimmy Johns who actually wrote me those pep talk notes that I need to get through this paper. You guys rock so much and definitely made my day. To Shelbie, I would call you but you did not leave me any way to get a hold of you.
#2348 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 10:25pm
SO to finally crossing off tray sledding by Liz from my UW bucket list as I'm about to graduate after 5.5 years! ASO to waiting 5.5 years TOO LONG.
#2347 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 9:53pm
SO to those girls who are down for snuggling and watching a disney movie and then doing the nasty. Where you at?
#2346 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 9:12pm
ASO to bitches who play games.
#2345 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 8:55pm
HASO to #2335. Just because you haven't heard people talk about it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Way to trivialize traumatic situations for those victims who already get enough stigma for what they've gone through without your disgusting heteronormative thinking.
#2344 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 8:15pm
SO to burritos. ASO to burrito farts.
#2343 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 8:02pm
ASO to extremely attractive coworkers that make me want to do stupid things. I have a boyfriend dammit!
#2342 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 3:52pm
SO to 2328, I'll be here all week and wouldn't mind giving them to you. -the awkward door holder
#2340 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 3:44pm
SO to getting food poisoning during the worst weeks of my life. Fate is cruel! RSO to not having any options and having to study through it.
#2339 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 1:07pm
SO to things finally coming together. Life is good.
#2338 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 10:52am
Congratulations SO to #2309. Graduation at Christmas is a great gift. I look forward to it in 2015!
#2337 Sunday, Dec. 8, 2013 @ 10:36am
ASO #2334 Dude, you are a D and until you have some respect you will be a single D. Your mom was a girl, right?
#2336 Saturday, Dec. 7, 2013 @ 7:18pm
ASO to #2333. Just no. That class is awesome and let's be honest, you haven't done anything the whole semester until now. Remember J202?
#2335 Saturday, Dec. 7, 2013 @ 6:25pm
(Response)ASO to #2317 I did because no one ever talks about men raping men or women raping women, do they? Don't think so.
#2334 Saturday, Dec. 7, 2013 @ 3:00am
SO to girls. You have to suck dick and birth babies. That must blow.
#2333 Saturday, Dec. 7, 2013 @ 12:00am
ASO to J345. So much stress, so little time.
#2332 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 11:41pm
ASO to my roommate. The reason you have no girl friends is because you ALWAYS put your guy friends/relationships first... and all your guy friends are total dbags.
#2331 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 6:29pm
ASO to just wanting to be a mother already...
#2330 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:50pm
SO to my mom for being the greatest human ever.
#2329 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:14pm
ASO to the compulsive germophobe who put N layers of toilet paper on the toilet seat in Chamberlain. Why do you waste your time doing that? You'll only get an STD from sitting on a toilet if you sit down before the other fellow gets up.
#2328 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 11:32am
SO to the girl at Wednt who apologized for "awkwardly" holding the door open for me. I was to busy marveling at how hot you were to notice. ASO to me for not getting your digits.
#2327 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:10am
ASO to those types of people that ALWAYS tell people that they should travel. 1: Your idea of "traveling" and “experiencing different cultures” really only consists of getting drunk in foreign countries with other Americans. 2: Not everyone can afford to continuously visit far-away places during and immediately after college.
#2326 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:09am
SO to finally letting go of really terrible, fake friends and appreciating the good ones in my life.
#2325 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 11:01pm
ASO to friends who change.
#2324 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 10:15pm
C(rabby)ASO to people who go into public study places and start playing the piano. cool that you can play it and all, but my focus sucks too much for that ish
#2323 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 8:59pm
SO to #2307. Accents are even better in the bedroom. It's nice to have a foreign boyfriend.
#2322 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 7:19pm
RIP SO to Nelson Mandela. He is an inspiration to all people. God speed.
#2321 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 7:16pm
SO to anyone observing Hannukah. Shalom.
#2320 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 3:25pm
ASO to the upcoming final week making me uncontrollably horny. I need a distraction...
#2319 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 9:35am
ASO to UW net being all wonky this year. Why you only let me have "limited access" for like the first 10 minutes in each building?
#2318 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 9:06am
SO to the two hot blondes wearing Christmas sweaters everyday this month.. only day five and I'm ready to rip it off