#2334 Saturday, Dec. 7, 2013 @ 3:00am
SO to girls. You have to suck dick and birth babies. That must blow.
#2333 Saturday, Dec. 7, 2013 @ 12:00am
ASO to J345. So much stress, so little time.
#2332 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 11:41pm
ASO to my roommate. The reason you have no girl friends is because you ALWAYS put your guy friends/relationships first... and all your guy friends are total dbags.
#2331 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 6:29pm
ASO to just wanting to be a mother already...
#2330 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:50pm
SO to my mom for being the greatest human ever.
#2329 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:14pm
ASO to the compulsive germophobe who put N layers of toilet paper on the toilet seat in Chamberlain. Why do you waste your time doing that? You'll only get an STD from sitting on a toilet if you sit down before the other fellow gets up.
#2328 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 11:32am
SO to the girl at Wednt who apologized for "awkwardly" holding the door open for me. I was to busy marveling at how hot you were to notice. ASO to me for not getting your digits.
#2327 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:10am
ASO to those types of people that ALWAYS tell people that they should travel. 1: Your idea of "traveling" and “experiencing different cultures” really only consists of getting drunk in foreign countries with other Americans. 2: Not everyone can afford to continuously visit far-away places during and immediately after college.
#2326 Friday, Dec. 6, 2013 @ 2:09am
SO to finally letting go of really terrible, fake friends and appreciating the good ones in my life.
#2325 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 11:01pm
ASO to friends who change.
#2324 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 10:15pm
C(rabby)ASO to people who go into public study places and start playing the piano. cool that you can play it and all, but my focus sucks too much for that ish
#2323 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 8:59pm
SO to #2307. Accents are even better in the bedroom. It's nice to have a foreign boyfriend.
#2322 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 7:19pm
RIP SO to Nelson Mandela. He is an inspiration to all people. God speed.
#2321 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 7:16pm
SO to anyone observing Hannukah. Shalom.
#2320 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 3:25pm
ASO to the upcoming final week making me uncontrollably horny. I need a distraction...
#2319 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 9:35am
ASO to UW net being all wonky this year. Why you only let me have "limited access" for like the first 10 minutes in each building?
#2318 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 9:06am
SO to the two hot blondes wearing Christmas sweaters everyday this month.. only day five and I'm ready to rip it off
#2316 Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013 @ 1:06am
SO to the guy who I made incredibly long (possibly awkward) eye contact with today by Van Vleck. Your beard was manly and fantastic, and everything a girl could ask for.
#2315 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 11:56pm
ASO to #2297. Regardless of gender, having sex with someone who is too incapacitated to give consent (I would say black out drunk falls into that category) is rape.
#2314 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 11:54pm
Jealous SO to #2298 's phone. I wish I was still in Rome....I miss it so much
#2313 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 11:42pm
SO to finally meeting a great guy after a bad breakup. I really hope it works out with you!
#2312 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 8:57pm
SO to learning how easy it is to bake pumpkin pie. The filling is three ingredients, people! Pumpkin, eggs, evaporated milk. :)
#2311 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 8:56pm
SO to the guy on a bike that stopped alongside me as I was walking on the sidewalk near the psych building. You let me know that my backpack was open since it was raining- and you saved my notebook. You're the best kind of person and your thoughtfulness made me smile. Thanks.
#2309 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 8:02pm
SO to having my birthday, graduation and Christmas all within a week. That's going to be one great week!
#2308 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 7:55pm
ASO to getting ridiculously nervous for presentations and having my face turn red as a tomato. RSO to hoping nobody notices (even though it would be impossible not to)
#2307 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 5:52pm
SO to the australian guy in my discussion today. The second you opened your mouth every girl in the room started smirking and your already cute self became that much cuter. ACCENTS, PEOPLE!
#2306 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 2:02pm
#2286 It doesn't work. I tried and after two weeks I couldn't stand it myself. Some people just don't know what soap and water are.
#2305 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 12:29pm
SO to the three precious old men running today by the Pavilion bridge. I'd like to think that's a tradition you've held since the fifties when you became best friends at UW-Madison.
#2304 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 11:44am
SO to the adorable guy in the big tan puffy coat with the furry collar who I've ridden the 80 with a few times. Your hair is perfect and it makes me smile. - the blonde girl in the blue scarf
#2303 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 12:55am
RSO to #2291: It's better than your newsfeed being flooded with people who are drinking and unhealthy activities. Suck it up and stop being jealous.
#2302 Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013 @ 12:30am
SO to #13 on the basketball team. It's your birthday today and I'd be glad to give you a special birthday present when you get back from Virginia...
#2301 Tuesday, Dec. 3, 2013 @ 11:54pm
SO to 2286. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I tried the same little experiment in a similar situation last year. It ends with you getting mice, centipedes, maggots, and fruit flies. I'm sorry.
#2300 Tuesday, Dec. 3, 2013 @ 10:58pm
RSO to #2286 been there, done that. It usually ends with me getting too disgusted with the mess to let the experiment continue.
#2298 Tuesday, Dec. 3, 2013 @ 9:06pm
ASO to myself for leaving my phone in Rome and consequently all my photos. I will never let this go csafohfiwehfewoidjqpdjq
#2297 Tuesday, Dec. 3, 2013 @ 8:33pm
QSO to #2287 who is raping who? the drunk man or the drunk woman? don't be a hypocrite.