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Runaway bride a case of desperation

Adam Smith
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Jennifer Wilbanks got a case of cold feet last week, a few nights before her wedding. Wilbanks said she was going jogging and instead cut her hair and took a cross-country road trip. It didn’t take long after her fiancé, John Mason, filed a missing persons report for the media feeding frenzy to get wind of the case. Twenty-four-hour news networks, with 23 hours of extra space to fill every day, interviewed criminologists and detectives who speculated on where Wilbanks was, who had abducted her, and whether or not she was still alive. It is unlikely that a single person who tuned in to cable news at any point between the disappearance and the time this paper reaches newsstands didn’t see “an undated photo” of Jennifer Wilbanks. In fact, as of May 5, the term “runaway bride” appears in the top five headlines on the websites of all three cable news networks.

Isn’t enough enough already? Is there anyone out there who could actually care less about Jennifer Wilbanks? The poor woman freaked out over her 500-guest wedding and skipped town for a couple of days. She wasn’t on a lavish vacation; most of her time in Vegas was spent hanging around the Greyhound station. Wilbanks is an adult. She doesn’t need to ask permission to buy a bus ticket and take a ride. Admittedly, when she saw that everyone was looking for her and that the case had become a national circus, she probably should have at least phoned home.

When police found her, she shouldn’t have said she had been abducted. However, a woman who was in a state of mind that caused her to run away from her wedding probably wasn’t capable of acting rationally. In fact, realizing that Greta Van Susteren, who has been in desperate need of material ever since Scott Peterson was sentenced, had preemptively turned her into the next Laci probably didn’t help her mental condition.

Can we get a little forgiveness here, please? It’s not like Wilbanks pulled an Audrey Seiler, staging her own abduction and letting heavily armed cops spend an afternoon sweeping a field. Her fiancé, who was the prime suspect for any foul play involved in the disappearance, has already publicly said that he still plans to go through with the marriage. No one is a bigger victim here than the man whose fiancé disappeared and was the prime suspect in the murder case.

Regardless, Wilbanks is still front-page material. Does anyone actually care whether or not she is charged with a crime? Actually, it appears they do. The Gwinnett County District Attorney’s office has been flooded with phone calls and correspondence demanding that Wilbanks be punished for her actions. The cable news networks’ panels of experts are currently fiercely debating the merits of a criminal case.

Meanwhile, the alleged BTK killer, a suspect in 10 murders, pleaded not guilty Tuesday morning and the headline only appeared on the front page of one of the three networks’ websites Tuesday evening. In other news, protesters have planned 60-straight hours of vigils for convicted serial killer Michael Ross, who has admitted to killing eight women and whose time on death row is coming very close to its end. Thankfully, the media and public have their priorities straight.

On a lighter note, next Saturday I will walk down the aisle and end my tenure as a student at the University of Wisconsin, and consequently this will be my last piece as a member of the Badger Herald’s staff. I have enjoyed writing and hope that you have enjoyed reading. I appreciate all of the feedback and e-mails that I received in response to my columns this last year, favorable or otherwise. I want to thank all of the people who have made the last four years the best four years of my life as well as the entire staff of the Badger Herald, who work tirelessly to produce the best damn student paper in the country every single day. And most of all, I want to wish everyone who is graduating next weekend good luck in all of your future endeavors and I hope that everyone who still has some time left at this fine university makes the most of it. Thanks for reading.

Adam Smith (asmith@badgerherald.com) is a senior majoring in economics and political science.


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I hope “Audrey Seiler” becomes a verb in the UW lexicon. One has to wonder why that guy would still want to marry a nutjob who abandoned him…she’s sure to be a lifetime of problems.

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…but she did plan ahead and buy a bus ticket a week before she left. Maybe she got an advance purchase discount?

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None of this would have happened if we didn’t have flavor of the month journalists who desperately need “news” to fill time on the 24-hour advertising networks. They should be ashamed of themselves, not only for creating a federal case out of a personal moment (again) but for continuing to push legitimate journalism and news out of the spotlight in favor of the sensationalistic Jackson/Schaivo/Peterson/Smart crapfest.

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Where are you, Audrey Seiler?

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“Is there anyone out there who could actually care less about Jennifer Wilbanks? The poor woman freaked out over her 500-guest wedding and skipped town for a couple of days.”

I don’t think many people do care much about her. But calling her a poor woman as if she is some sort of victim is quite a stretch.

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While the news is covering this, Congress passed a bill that will put all our info in a central database so we can be tracked. Seriously. Go look at what the bill says about National ID’s. They want to put radio transmitters in them so we can be monitored wherever we go. This is actually true, go and look it up.

So, basically I don’t give a fuck about the runaway bride.

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Here is more:

When I was a kid I did quite a bit of traveling with my family, mostly in Europe. What made America different from the other countries, my Dad would tell me, was that we didn’t have to carry identification just to exist. In America, policeman couldn’t just stop you on the street and demand that you prove who you are.

If the Republicans who control the Legislature have their way, that America will soon be but a nostalgic memory. Under a proposal from Rep. David Dreier (R-CA), you’ll need to carry a new type of electronically encoded Social Security card. But “it’s not a national ID card,” Dreier explains. “It will only be required for people looking for a new job.”

Ah. So if you never need to change jobs, or if you prefer to remain unemployed (or perhaps join the everpresent underground economy), you can do without the card. It’s comforting to know our civil liberties will be protected thus. The card will even say, “This card shall not be used for the purpose of identification.” Well, then I guess everything’s just hunky-dory.

Across the pond in Britain, a proposal for national ID cards is a huge issue, but so far there’s been little evidence of a public outcry over the US proposal. Let’s hope the American citizenry catches on soon. But the odds are against it. The sneaky bastards are attaching this so-called “Real ID” to the bill funding the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Al Barger’s notes in these pages notwithstanding, my guess is the American public is going to just roll over and take it.

Incidentally, it’s also yet another unfunded mandate to the states, whose driver’s licenses are to be co-opted and turned into these de facto national identity cards. States’-rights advocate Ronald Reagan has probably been turning in his grave at least since “No Child Left Behind.” Now he must really be in a spin cycle.

Full article: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/04/235438.php

Sorry but gotta take it from a blog because the friggin news isn’t covering it…

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500 guests isn’t bad. How about the fact that she had 14 freakin’ bridesmaids! That should have been the first clue that she couldn’t make up her mind on anything.

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Look, if she told police she was abducted, she should be charged with filing a false report. But her situation seems to be very different from Audrey Seiler’s. Seiler’s “abduction” was thoroughly planned, but this case appears to display an obvious lack of planning. Seiler staged her “abduction” to get attention, but Wilbanks doesn’t appear to have staged anything.

So while it was appropriate for Seiler to make restitution for the costs of the search for her — frankly, I think the court should have forced her to pay every cent or at least perform sufficient community service to defray the costs — I’m not sure it would be appropriate for Wilbanks. As long as it turns out that Wilbanks didn’t have some sort of malicious plan to get attention (as Seiler did), making her pay restitution makes no more sense that it would have had she actually been kidnapped. And while I’m certain there are people who read this paper who think kidnap victims should pay for the costs of searches for them, I’m equally certain that all the rational readers would agree such people are colossal morons.

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I think you are right…it’s not her fault the media went to town with the story. I was just saying the guy is crazy to still marry her. 14 bridesmaids and 500 guests? Sounds like a real princess.

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Good grief. If this kind of nickel and dime crap makes national cable news, then ESPN better damn well cover the Mike Wilkinson - WhatsHerName wedding. Considering the amount of screen time of her I had to sit through, I think they should at least give us some finality.

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Why is it crazy to not want to marry some good ol’ boy pastor from GA. Sounds like she did the smart thing to me. Run like the wind Jennifer!

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she’s ugly

If she goes to jail the honeymoon may be a conjugal visit - LOL.

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