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Garden variety political oddity

Casey Hoff
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Activist. The word activist encompasses so many different kinds. You’ve got civil rights activists, abortion activists, women’s rights activists, Democratic activists, Republican activists, LGBT activists, animal rights activists, gun activists and many more. But I bet you didn’t think that we have a garden activist running for the Madison City Council.

What’s a garden activist, you ask?

Well, I’ve never met one, but I can tell you that I received a flyer from Sarah King, candidate for District 13 Alderperson, and it says that she founded Kids Garden in Madison. Her flyer states that, “Kids Garden gets kids in touch with the soil and growing things …” I’m not sure what getting in touch with the soil and growing things means, but I know that I stepped outside yesterday and touched the dirt with my shoes because all of the melting ice had washed some of the brown stuff on our sidewalk. Does that count? And as far as getting in touch with growing things, the milk spoiled in my apartment and there was some nasty mold growing in it. I must admit that I didn’t actually touch the mold per se. It sort of just mixed together with the hot water as I was cleaning the carton out in the sink.

In a recent Capital Times article about Sarah King, I learned of one more of her outstanding credentials to qualify her as a candidate for the City Council. King says she, “learned patience from gardening and quilt-making.” She took a year after college to study quilt-making in Tonga and the Cook Islands. She goes on to say that the sort of patience that gardening demands is “useful in certain situations.”

I still can’t figure out whether Ms. King’s visions for the City of Madison are to turn the golf courses into excessively large tomato farms or institute quilt-making classes as a mandatory part of secondary education.

Either way, I have to wonder.

Did anyone ever check on the residency requirements of garden activists like Ms. King or bike queens like Robbie Webber? Because I don’t know the specifics, but I do know that you have to have, at the very least, lived on planet earth in order to qualify for candidacy.

The city of Madison is very fortunate to have people like District 7 Alderman Zach Brandon and District 5 challenger Ben Moga as civil servants. These two understand that there are much more important and relevant issues to confront other than making sure that we get enough spinach planted in people’s dirt or enough bike trails to make Mayor Dave blush. Brandon and Moga are reasonable Democrats who know what it takes to run a progressive city by instituting sane laws that balance business with big government, fiscal responsibility with fair funding for necessary social programs, and most importantly, that they are representing a city that is a melting pot of ideas, values and cultures. In other words, they aren’t focusing their entire agendas on appealing to a narrow constituency.

Sarah King, who claims to be a garden activist, is essentially doing what the far-right wing Republicans are attempting in “saving” social security by creating private savings accounts. They are pushing their own agenda to benefit the Wall Street investors, while neglecting the sound advice of institutions like the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office, which says that there is no social security crisis.

Another example of the far-right wingers using their political clout to push for unnecessary, insignificant causes happened recently when the state of Virginia banned gay marriage, and at the same time, snuck a little bill in with it to say that it is now legal to pray in public buildings. Of course, it has always been legal to pray in public buildings anywhere in the United States, but these far-righties only passed it to appease a small populace of the radical Christian right in their districts.

If you’re worried about property taxes, how you’re going to pay your medical bills, fixing problems with our schools, road maintenance, keeping good, small businesses here so we have a strong tax base and making sure that police and fire protection are adequate, then vote in this Tuesday’s election for candidates that make sane choices, like Brandon and Moga. If you’re worried about filling our city parks with rhubarb plants and requiring that all banks install drive-up lanes for bicycles, then I’m not sure what to tell you. But I would probably suggest that you lay off the hookah just a little bit.

Casey Hoff (choff@badgerherald.com) is a UW student and the host of “New Ground with Casey Hoff,” live Monday through Friday, 9-11 a.m., on Talk Radio 1670 WTDY.


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"Sarah King, who claims to be a garden activist, is essentially doing what the far-right wing Republicans are attempting in "saving" social security by creating private savings accounts." Holy shit, Casey Hoff, you are a total fucking idiot. I've never read anything so inane.

And by the way, Ben Moga is being supported by the College Republicans, so check your sources on whether he's a Democrat.

When is WTDY going to fire this moron's ass? He doesn't even deserve a show on WSUM, let alone mid-morning. I hate all these "I'm a liberal who hates progressives more than I hate conservatives" liberals. I can't believe WTDY thinks it will win the progressive market in Madison (which is HUGE, by the way) with guys like Hoff on the air. LISTEN TO AIR AMERICA, 92.1 FM!

And while you're at it, vote for Sarah King and Robbie Webber!

Air America what a joke!

Air America is whithout question the biggest joke I have ever witnessed. It will soon have to rely on government funding (like all liberal schemes) or risk going out of business.

Conservatives have been calling Air America a joke since its inception. Its still here and many of the hosts beat out the conservatives in drive time slots.

I bet the all Republican controlled government is going to fund a network that mocks them daily. Oh yeah. And you know Clear Channel? They own Air America. Do you really think that they are so liberal(what a joke) that they would prop up a failing network.

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Radio's Bush-Bashing Air America
Is Back in Fighting Form

By JULIA ANGWIN and SARAH MCBRIDE
Staff Reporters of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
January 20, 2005

Today's inauguration of President George W. Bush may depress many Democrats, who had hoped to take back the White House this year. But at Air America, the upstart liberal radio network, there's at least some cause for celebration.

Coinciding with the presidential ceremonies, Air America will launch its brash Bush-bashing talk-radio format onto the airwaves in President Bush's backyard -- Washington, D.C. -- as well as Detroit and Cincinnati, bringing its total nationwide reach to 45 markets.

It's a remarkable feat for a network that was nearly given up for dead just last year. After a hype-filled launch in March, stoked by the passion of the presidential-election campaign, the network ran out of money within six weeks and was kicked off the air in Los Angeles and Chicago, leaving it with just a New York station and two smaller markets. Critics predicted the company wouldn't recover, especially after the election ended and interest in politics faded.

But with an infusion of new financing and new management, the radio network has won high ratings in some of its local markets and has garnered the support of radio-industry giant Clear Channel Communications Inc. It has signed three-year contracts with its top two stars, Al Franken and Randi Rhodes, and raised an additional $19 million from private investors. People familiar with the situation say Air America is also finalizing a deal that would get it back on the air in Los Angeles via KXTA-AM, a Clear Channel sports station.

In fact, President Bush's victory might be the best thing that could have happened to the network. Just as Rush Limbaugh and other conservative radio voices flourished during eight years of President Clinton, Air America's hosts now have an inviting target for the rest of the term.

"What happened on Nov. 2 may have been bad for America but it sure was good for Air America," says Rob Glaser, chairman of Air America.

Since the election, Air America hosts have had plenty of fodder. The network has called the move to privatize Social Security "risk-based Social Security" and poked fun at the peccadilloes of Bernard Kerik during his ill-fated nomination for homeland-security chief.

This week, Mr. Franken is broadcasting from Washington, while Ms. Rhodes mocks the inaugural parade, especially the stuffed buffalo on Vice President Dick Cheney's float. If it were up to her, she says, she would deploy a red-state float and a blue-state float, and have them bash into each other the entire length of the route.

Definitive ratings for most of Air America's markets won't be released until later in the month. But local market research and anecdotal evidence indicate that the network is gaining traction. On the Internet, Air America is the fourth most popular radio station, with almost 200,000 weekly Web listeners, according to Webcast Metrics. (The top rated online radio station is Digitally Imported, which offers "electronic dance music.")

In New York, Ms. Rhodes is tied with conservative Sean Hannity for the talk-show host that listeners spent the most time with each week in the fall season, according to Arbitron. Ms. Rhodes points out that she reached that level after just a few months of national exposure, and without the television show and book Mr. Hannity has to boost his public profile.

Phil Boyce, program director at Mr. Hannity's New York home, WABC, says time spent listening is irrelevant when the audience is so small. In the afternoon time slot Ms. Rhodes and Mr. Hannity share, "he has almost four times the audience she does," says Mr. Boyce. "He crushed her."

Indeed, of the big-time political talk-show hosts, approximately 75 to 80 percent are conservative, says Michael Harrison, editor of Talkers, a magazine devoted to talk shows. And a June 1 study from Washington, D.C-based Democracy Radio reported that national and local conservative programming totaled over 40,000 hours every week, while progressive, or liberal, programming totaled just over 3,000 hours.

As it competes with the giants, a definite plus for Air America is the support from Clear Channel, which syndicates conservative talkers such as Mr. Limbaugh, Bill Handel and Laura Schlessinger through its Premiere Radio Networks. Clear Channel executives have made large donations to Republican causes, and last year the company dropped raunchy, and virulently anti-Bush, radio host Howard Stern.

When Air America was launched last April 1, Clear Channel tested it in Portland, Ore., on a poorly performing golden-oldies station, KPOJ. Results were startlingly good. Among its target audience of adults aged 25 to 54, the station moved from No. 26 to No. 3. The company started slipping in Air America programming in place of low rankers all around the country, including former sports/talk station WINZ in Miami, former nostalgia station KABL in San Francisco, and former Spanish-language station WKOX in Boston.

This week, Clear Channel is flipping three more stations to an Air America-heavy format, bringing Air America programming -- Clear Channel calls it "progressive talk" -- to 22 Clear Channel stations around the country. The company also made its studios in Silver Spring, Md., available for a live broadcast of Al Franken's show on Tuesday.

While he acknowledges the warm welcome from Clear Channel, Mr. Franken says he sometimes worries the conglomerate is using Air America, "trying to get the left off their back." But he says Clear Channel's support is also a sign of the network's success.

If running more liberal talk is boosting Clear Channel's reputation among liberals, "that's a side benefit," says Gabe Hobbs, the company's talk-radio programming chief. "We don't make programming decisions based on political affiliations."

Smaller companies are switching to Air America, too. Last April, Mapleton Communications LLC's KYNS in San Luis Obispo, Calif., transformed itself overnight from conservative talk to Air America. "People turned it on expecting to hear Sean Hannity, and got Al Franken instead," says station manager Nancy Leichter.

The new programming created "a lot of controversy," Ms. Leichter says. But after an initial dip in listeners and advertisers -- she lost a flooring company and a landscaper -- Ms. Leichter saw both numbers pick up again. By late summer, advertising revenue was running almost double what it had been under the conservative format, a pace that continues today.

Air America isn't in the black yet, but President Jon Sinton says the network's revenue is growing rapidly and it expects to be profitable. The radio network sells advertising spots to medium-sized and small businesses on its local affiliate stations, and it is starting to attract the eye of some larger advertisers. Gary Schonfeld, president of Jones Media, which sells Air America advertising, says the network is just reaching the critical point where it is available to 75% of the population, a key measure for big marketers.

Talkers' Mr. Harrison says says it's too early to call Air America a success. "When they start earning money as opposed to raising money, then we'll know they've made it," he says.

Ha Ha, Sarah King won, you dumb fucker!!!!

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