It’s that time of week again, and the day we all look forward to — Hump Day. This week, I’m tackling as many of your questions as possible by answering them in twenty words or less. You ready?
What’s a good sex position for a man with a small penis?
Load up on the foreplay, then choose a position that maximizes depth and friction, like doggy style.
I’ve heard that the hormones in birth control can affect your sex drive. Is that true?
It depends on the individual and the type of pill. If you’re concerned about your libido, talk to your OB/GYN.
Does every single man orgasm every single time?
Nope. Two words: whiskey dick.
What’s the best song to have sex to?
If you like it rough, STP’s “Interstate Love Song.” Want to slow it down? Led Zeppelin’s “When the Levee Breaks.”
Is there any method of birth control that’s 100 percent effective?
Not just yet, but when inserted correctly, IUDs (intra-uterine devices) are over 99 percent effective.
Does having a bigger clitoris make it easier to orgasm?
Every clitoris has about the same number of nerve endings, though a larger clit may be easier to stimulate directly.
What’s a good position for a threesome to make sure that everyone gets some?
The human centipede.
What’s the deal with those rabbit vibrators? Why are they so popular?
Because they stimulate everything.
Is there a good way to give my jaw a rest when giving a guy a blowjob?
If you’re cramping up, put your lips around the tip and then masturbate him with your hand for a while.
What if the condom slips off inside of me after intercourse?
If you’re using a condom to prevent STIs or pregnancy, you’ll be at risk and should get checked out ASAP.
What’s the best sex toy in the world?
Ultimately, the best sex toy is whatever gets you off best, though this may take a bit of experimentation.
Is it possible to fit two penises into a single vagina or anus?
Possible? Yes. Painful? Sounds like it. Going for it anyway? Lube up.
Are people in pornography sex addicts?
Some may be, but not all are.
What does “bukkake” mean?
When multiple men take turns ejaculating on a man or woman, usually on his or her face during porn.
What are some reasons a person might choose to be in a porno?
Money, 15 minutes of fame, empowerment, adrenaline rush, curiosity…
Are there people out there who would let me cum on their face?
Has anyone ever had sex in a church?
Think of the children …
Squirting: real or fake?
Although sometimes fabricated in porn, squirting is very real and possible with a bit of practice.
What’s the worst mistake a person can make when giving cunnilingus?
Biting off the clitoris.
Can you suggest a good position for having sex in a tiny dorm bed?
Spooning or facing each other. Or Skype.
How long does it really take a man to “recharge” after orgasm?
Depends on the dude and his age, but it can take anywhere from minutes to hours to days.
What’s the term for the fetish for dressing up in plush animal costumes and gettin’ down?
Plushophilia: being sexually attracted to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes.
Where can I get a Clone-A-Pussy?
Do people actually die from erotic asphyxiation? If so, how many?
Erotic asphyxiation, suffocating oneself to heighten orgasm or sexual response, causes approximately 1,000 deaths in the U.S. every year.
Do all vaginas and/or anuses feel the same to a man’s penis?
More or less the same, but with subtle differences in size and shape.
What should I do if I get semen in my eye?
Rinse with cold water. If your eye gets infected, or if your partner has an STI, head to the doctor.
Do all women have a G-spot?
No one knows for sure. In fact, some scientists are still debating whether the G-spot even exists.
How do I tell my boyfriend I want more foreplay?
Say, “Baby, I want more foreplay.”
Is it normal to still be having wet dreams in college?
Perhaps a bit of a surprise in the morning, but wet dreams are perfectly healthy at every age.
Will using my vibrator affect my birth control pills?
Nope. Fire away.
Can I catch an STD if I only put it in for a few seconds?
What do I do if I rip my foreskin?
Abstain from intercourse for awhile to let the cut heal. If the tear gets infected, see a doctor ASAP.
I feel like I’m the only woman I know who’s never had an orgasm. That can’t be true, right?
Right. According to a recent study by the Kinsey Institute, approximately 10-15 percent of women have never had an orgasm.
It’s always awkward for me when I have to use lube, but I definitely need it sometimes. Is this something I should be embarrassed about?
Many people use lube for everything from intercourse to anal — there’s no need to feel embarrassed at all.
What does it actually mean to “deep throat” during oral sex?
You’re “deep throating” if you take a penis past your gag reflex.
Do guys like having their nipples licked?
Depends on the guy! Some like it, some don’t. Only one way to find out.
That’s all this week from me, Badgers. ‘Til next time.
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