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By Jason Smathers, posted Wednesday, May 13, 2009 5:41 p.m.

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With two of our hump day columnists leaving, there’s a pretty big hole to fill. Do you think you can do their jobs better than they did?

Prove it. Answer one of the three following questions and send your reply to humpday@badgerherald.com by May 30 and you might be able to put Sex Columnist on your résumé.

Hump Day: I love my ex. We can’t ever seem to really break up. The sex is so great! We fight, but then makeup…. I can’t seem to leave him. What should I do? Distressed and Horny.

Hump Day: I want to give great head. For every type of person. What are the best tips for eating out and blowing someone? Mr. Cock and Pussy.

Hump Day: I have to ask…does size truly matter? Worried in Wis.


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I would only answer this if Smathers didn’t write these questions … shudder

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“Pretty big hole to fill”

Hilarious.

For the record — the questions are not provided by me but our past sex columnists. Believe me, I’d shudder if I wrote those questions, too.

-Smathers

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